"There are many assholes and bitches in this world but there are just as many beautiful souls. It is a long tedious, heartbreaking process but there is someone for everyone in this world. Don’t let valentines get you down if you are single. Take yourself on a date because learning to love ourselves is the key to happiness."
"Dear Maths Students,Please don't try to find us, we owe your teacher money.Sincerely,X and Y."